Toe pinching bandit

The most bizarre thing happened to me this am --treadmill karaoke guy seems to be stalking me. I don't think it's a coincidence that he keeps selecting the treadmill next to me.

So, I was on the treadmill this morning, just finished my 5 mile run and thought I would stretch. I put my leg up on the cross bar, so I could stretch my hamstring. Right as I started my stretch, the singing genius reached over and pinched my toes! I was totally dumbfounded. Shocked to say the least. Now, I know I look hot in the morning; no makeup, ponytail hair, sweaty --totally irresistible! Maybe he wanted to touch my new Mizuno's?

My friend TK has a theory "Maybe he wants to ask you out and is afraid so thought he would lovingly touch you in an inappropriate way". Maybe I should report him?? Definitely a good reason to wear my wedding ring while working out. Any way, bizarre behavior at the proclub. Just ask me about the hair dryer incident.